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The Holy Republic of Alinafistan"Kto s mechom k nam pridet, tot pojdet na xuj"
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|UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The East Pacific
The Holy Republic of Alinafistan is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Gambling and Soda Sales.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alinafistan's national animal is the seminogij pyatixuj and its currency is the alinaf.</td></tr>