I have never seen a Star Wars episode in my life. Before you, God forbid, begin to think that I am not a nerd, I assure you: I am. I am a typical undergraduate-degree-from-MIT-holding, about-to-hopefully-get-PhD-in-Chemistry NERD. So, why not Star Wars? Not for lack of opportunity, I assure you. It is because I genuinely, wholeheartedly, don't give a fuck.