Alina F (alinaf) wrote,
Alina F

When work gets boring

My friend just sent these to me, I picked out the best ones.

Points to Ponder:

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up in
the first place!

2. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.

3. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell

4. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

5. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
fallen asleep yet.

6. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

7. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
with something called labor!

8. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever

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